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The Capital Choir’s website boasts:

The world-renowned Capital Children’s Choir can frequently be seen performing alongside pop and classical superstars and is in constant demand for charity galas and other important events.

Here’s a video of the Choir performing the song “Chinese” by Lily Allen, which might be the cutest four minutes and forty-eight seconds on the internet right now.

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3 July 2009 video lily allen


While poking around on YouTube, I found a whole bunch of Beatles Cartoons, which I didn’t even know existed. This video to “Drive My Car” is so campy that it’s also a lot of fun.
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22 June 2009 video the beatles


I’m sure I’m not the only pop music lover that has had this conversation described below, from Sasha Frere-Jones’ great article on Lady Gaga in the latest issue of The New Yorker:

Dedicated fans of popular music have a certain conversation at least once a year. Call it The Question of Endurance. You and your friends are talking about music, and the conversation turns to a popular band. You express support. A friend voices her opinion, maybe as favorable as yours, but appends a qualifier: “I like them, but will they be around in ten years?” You may feel compelled to defend whomever it is you’re talking about, covering the present moment and the future with your positive take. After trying this approach, though, you realize that pop music has no Constitution and doesn’t operate like a de-facto Supreme Court: precedent is not always established, and isn’t even necessary. Pop rarely accretes in a tidy, serial manner—it zigs, zags, eats itself, and falls over its shoelaces.

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24 April 2009


I had just gotten my answers back from an e-mail interview I did with Emily Haines, of Metric (who have an excellent new album out now called Fantasies). I love how the answers to these two (unrelated) questions gel with one another.

Last time I saw your band play was in Seattle in 2007 and if my memory serves me, I thought you said something onstage about putting out your next record on your own timeline. Was that one of the reasons you are self-releasing this record? Other reasons?


We spent a lot of time setting up a new infrastructure for the band which spares us the endless wrangling with record labels that are not forward thinking. We are really excited to finally be in a position where we can do things on our own terms. For as long as I can remember people have been telling us that what we want to accomplish can’t be done. We disagree!

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Aside from putting out Fantasies, what are the plans for Metric in 2009? Beyond?


Space travel!

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18 April 2009 metric


The Saturday Knights - Count it Off.

I really love the video to this song, which was from one of my favorite albums from last year. I only wish there was a censored and uncensored version of it. Still, the Sesame Street-inspired theme reveals just how much fun this record is as a whole.

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18 April 2009 video the saturday knights


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22 March 2009


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John Gabriel’s “Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory”: “Normal person + Anonymity + Audience = Total Fuckwad”.

I’m sure this has been passing along the internet for several years. I found it on a discussion of video games on Slog (which I have little interest in) but it neatly sums up the majority of commenters on Brooklyn Vegan better than I could.

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26 February 2009


The Bird and the Bee performing “Witch” last October.

The album this is from, Ray Guns are Not Just the Future, is the first 2009 album I really enjoy (no, I wasn’t going to say Animal Collective). This song sounds like it could be a really sexy theme song to a pre-Daniel Craig James Bond film (although I think that because it sounds remarkably similar to Tina Turner’s “Goldeneye”).

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25 January 2009 video the bird and the bee


Via Idolator, Pheonix New Times music editor Martin Cizmar:

The [Pazz & Jop] poll was founded by former Voice music editor Robert Christgau, who is the worst music critic ever, in my humble opinion. I almost didn’t want to vote just to avoid furthering, in any way, his legacy of shitty writing.

Robert Christgau in Slate at the end of 2008:

When I was doing Pazz & Jop, more than 1,500 albums a year made some crappy critic’s top 10 or other. I dip into something like 2,500 albums a year, and the 300-plus I write about pass through my earholes in their entirety three, five, 10 times—good or recalcitrant ones even more.

Cizmar on his work ethicfavorite records of 2008:

Albums I didn’t even listen to:

Bob Dylan, Tell Tale Signs:The Bootleg Series Vol. 8
Coldplay, Viva la Vida
John Mellencamp, Life, Death, Love and Freedom
Foals, Antidotes
Portishead, Third
Drive-By Truckers, Brighter Than Creation’s Dark

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25 January 2009


In the Fountains of Wayne song “Traffic and Weather” there’s a lyric in the bridge where Chris Collingwood sings, “Chuck Scarborough turns to Sue Simmons, says ‘sugar you don’t know what you’re missing’”.

I know this has made its way across the internet months ago, but I just can’t help think that this is Simmons’ response:

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25 January 2009 video fountains of wayne